Bondage Duck!

Tags: pic, wow
Current Mood: blank

I dont remember my dreams fully, but i do remember this: i had one not so bad and one really bad dream:

The first part, i was talking to Tom Kaulitz in my old bedroom. We were just sitting and talking about shit... it was wierd.

Then another dream, i wasnt there, but i was watching Brendon and Spencer and like... one of their sets of parents? idk, but anyway, Brendon adn Spencer were in a car accident and because of it Brendon was all babying Spencer cause nobody got hurt (like.. the car just fell over... no idea why... but it fell over on its side, lol) but he was paranoid and then the mom comes by and is all 'there's condoms in the kitchen cabinet' at random and they both blush and hug each other, hiding their faces in each other's shoulders.

THEN i had a really fucking WIERD and not so good dream... Simon was murdered, and i was at this house with his older brother (who was played by this movie-actor idr the name of, lmao) who was like... gone crazy with grief. He wanted revenge. We knew Simon was murdered but nobody knew who, so like.. he decides to call on demons (idk, srrsly) and find out who killed Simon so he could send demons to drag them down to hell (again, WEIRD!!)so he enlisted the help of some other dudes... idr who most of them were, but one of them was Strify (again, WEIRD AS HELL DREAM!) but like... i was trying to convince all of them not to go along, because going down to hell meant leaving life, which meant they would never be able to be alive on earth again, they would instead be demons. And like... somehow i would close my eyes and see them on this boat in the best movie-version of 'the underworld' it was like... think of the boat and creepy green water off of Phantom of the Opera movie, then think like... sludgy murky version of it, then think of like... decayed bodies in the water... it was like that... this was a really lucid dream, lol. And i keep yelling for them to stop before its too late, and then Strify nearly falls off the boat because he's scared, and he goes 'i choose life!' and the other guys and Simon's brother all start to jump him so somehow, i reach through the FLOOR (SRRSLY!?!?!) and its like... a tug-of-war between me and the evil people and shit to get him, and i end up winning and i pull him through the floor and he's like.... ice cold, and covered in that nasty greenish black sludge and i know to keep him alive we have to get it shit off of him, so suddenly it starts RAINING INSIDE (DUDE!) and i'm like.. sitting there propping him up to try and get it all rinsed off of him...

and then i woke up....

WTAF?!?!!?!? FUUUCKEEEED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tags: bad dreams, bandom dreams, brendon urie, dude, simon rowlands, spencer smith, strify, wow, wtf
Current Mood: awake

Pete's face is fucked up, yo!

bahahha, i know its not funny but.... DOOOD! He's fucked up. Who the hell did that?!? lmao.


Saddest part? this ended my writers block... ironic but not unwelcome.

Tags: dude, o_o, pete wentz, wow, wtf
Current Mood: amused

i erased the SN's but you can tell what's mine and what was hers... cause hers is bold


... okay, so.. this sounds like a bad movie scene or something, but okay... i was walking down the hall to leave and there was nobody to ask if they saw the same thing, cause the only other person was walking the other direction... so i saw a guy (i guess) in what looked like a lab coat walking ahead of me, which isn't wierd, the lab was right beside me... at the end of the hall there is like.... a doorway but with no door, and on either side of it there is like... 2 foot of space, and then the door to outside is right in front of you, so you can see the door outside and the doorway... he walked into the doorway and turned right and walked that way, but the otuside door WAS NOT OPEN and when i got there, i hadn't remembered a door there... and there wasnt! there was a spot in the wall where there USED to be a door but its now bricked up.....

dude.... i'm not kidding... where the fuck did he go?!?!?

and i swear, this sounds liek a shitty b-movie but ..... the school used to be a hospital.... and i mean.... lab coat.... hospital.... i'm not saying it was a ghost, i think it was a dude who just like... did something wierd, or i was imagining it.... but dude..... how fucking over the top is that shit?

couldn't he have just opened the outside door and closed it?

i'm saying i watched and like... the door DIDN'T open... and he was only like, fifteen foot ahead of me! when i got outside there was NOBODY there... i mean, REASONABLY he had to have just.... idk.... barely opened it or something and like... sprinted, i guess. idk... but it wierded me out.

especially when i had to walk across the parking lot after i KNOW a person had to be out tehre but i was alone in the dark

i'm not kidding cause dude... he just... okay, he TURNED RIGHT... and like.... youcant go right. you can only go straight.... both sides HAD doors, but they're bricked up now.

taht was soo wierd though

man

wait...so did he walk outt he outside door or no?

no, thats what i'm saying, he DIDNT go straight and that door DIDNT open.... but it had to, dude.

he turned right and disappeared.... but like.... all that i couldn't see from where i was behind him was the blank walls on either side

lmao
so he walked through the wall?
sweet

that shit was so wierd. and dude, it would be the perfect shitty ghost movie scene cause like.... GOD this sounds liek i'm makign this shit up... but the bricked over door on the right has always made me curious, so wheni got down the stairs outside, i looked and for ONCE the lights were on in the basement (which used to be a morgue) and i looked up and dude.... stairs leading up to a bricked in doorway.
i swear i'm not making that up
thats really how corny this shit is
lol

dude.... thats jsut the coolest shit ever now... i'm gona be like... trying to figure it out!
... i wonder if i press a certain brick if it OPENS!!!
holy shit
its not a secret where it goes....
but how fucking cool would a sec ret door be?!?!

that's waht im thinking
that's why i said diagon alley
cause there was a like, brick code

yeah

i know what i'll do with my 15 minutes wednesday!!!

Tags: dude, freaky, omg, wierd, wow
Current Mood: curious

Adult footy pajamas....

i'm not EVEN making this shit up... O_o

Tags: o_o, wow
Current Mood: shocked

So, dude... my siblings and i had a challenge... they would hide all their candy from me...

My sister failed miserably, she put hers the same place she puts ALL of her stuff (wow, obv!) and my baby sister just put the whole bucket under her bed!!! LAME!

... however... my brother has beaten me. It has to be in our parents room, cause dude... i even looked through his drawers and all of their toy boxes and even in MY room... there is NOWHERE i didnt look and i cant find his!!! The kid is good. I left a note saying it has to be in my parents room, because i looked everywhere else and NOTHING!

*sniffles* i've never felt so proud of him... *sniffles* ...

excuse me i ineed a moment!


*walks off with hand on chest*

Tags: candy, halloween, remington, wow
Current Mood: devious

Hearing the tornado sirens all over town going at once is freaky. i've heard them individually going down the road during bad weather, but being in your room chanign and hearing the nearest one go off, then running outside with your mom (yes, we are aware they're TORNADO sirens, but there wasn't bad weather yet) and hearing the nearest one, and the other two (that i know of, i'm sure there are more) all going off at once is just FREAKY.

Tags: freaky, tornado sirens, wow
Current Mood: intimidated

...




okay, Bill? darling? only God's shadow is big enough for you, and sweetie, i'm sorry... you'll NEVER be better than God!

The way things are now, you may one day be better KNOWN that God *shakes head sadly* but you're just one of his children like us. Why are you becoming emo?! YOU ARE A POP-PRINCESS, NOT AN ACOUSTIC STRUMMING EMO SINGER!!!

... that is all.

Tags: bandom vids, bill kaulitz, emo, pic, song, wow
Current Mood: cynical

Especially as far as its attitude towards girls/women/*coughboysifyou'reLancecough*

(2000)


And I will take
You in my arms
And hold you right where you belong
Till the day my life is through
This I promise you
This I promise you

I've loved you forever,
In lifetimes before
And I promise you never...
Will you hurt anymore
I give you my word
I give you my heart (give you my heart)
This is a battle we've won
And with this vow,
Forever has now begun...


(2008)


Make it rain I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bank roll
I'm gonna say that I prefer the no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go

One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)
Now that's three grand
What you think I'm playing baby girl I'm the man
I'm dealing rubber bands
That's when I threw her legs on my shoulders
I knew it was over


... Amazing, isn't it?

... *shakes head sadly*

Tags: culture, future, music, shocked, this is sad, wow
Current Mood: sad

... this is the coolest shit i've ever seen!!!

A friend favorited this on their youtube, so i had to watch it... wow... *i'm gonna look at another vid by the same person that she also favorited claiming its a 'kazukalale the Final Countdown' ... wtf, that has to be fuckign AWESOME!

Tags: cool, dork, sweetness, vid, wow
Current Mood: dorky