i think our little 'neighborhood' is haunted by the Hound of the Baskervilles... no liez, i hear other ppls dogs barking, i hear a baying like a hound dog, and when i was at the fridge, i TOTALLLY heard thuds and growling on the backporch.. no liez...

THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL, YO!!!

*hehehe, i couldn't help myself*

Tags: creepy, dog, hound of the baskervilles, this shit just got real!, yo
Current Mood: uncomfortable

http://delicious.com/jadedphoto1986/pairing%3Abob%2Fgerard?page=3

Dude, idk who this person even IS, but i'm almost sure they're not on my F-List and i got this because someone asked for Bob/Gerard rec-lists a WHILE ago and i've never finished looking through it but...

OMG!

Look at OCT. 11, 2008!!!

AFFAIRS OF QUESTIONABLE LEGALITY!!! *faints*

Idk why, but seeing random ppl reccing and bookmarking and mem'ing my fics just... makes me feel like all of this ISNT a waste of time!

So Thank you, whoever jadedphoto1986 is... you made my night!

Tags: geeking out, honored, omg, recs
Current Mood: ecstatic

Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1
Author: heartsdesire456
Rating: up to NC-17
Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lol
POV:3rd
Summary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time
Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...
Author Notes:sorry for having to repost chapter 13, here's an update to make up for it!

( chapter 14 )

Current Mood: crazy

THIS IS A REPOST OF THE LAST CHAPTER I POSTED BECAUSE IT POSTED WIERD!!!


Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1
Author: heartsdesire456
Rating: up to NC-17
Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lol
POV:3rd
Summary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time
Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...
Author Notes:Okay, so that last chapter made you crazy... READ AND NJOY!

( chapter 13 )

Current Mood: annoyed

Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1
Author: heartsdesire456
Rating: up to NC-17
Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lol
POV:3rd
Summary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time
Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...
Author Notes:MAJOR CHAPTER! EXPECTS TONS OF COMMENTZ!!!!

( Chapter 12 )

Current Mood: dirty

Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1
Author: heartsdesire456
Rating: up to NC-17
Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lol
POV:3rd
Summary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time
Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...
Author Notes:This chapter is kinda funny, and a little sad... but on to the next! (writing for me that is)

( chapter 11 )

Current Mood: amused

i'm being nosey, because there were a few gunshots in the last few minutes, so i got up to go to the living room and ask my parents what it was and my mom and sister were peeking out the blinds watching cop cars with their spotlights come easing down the road and driving towards the sound of the gunshots.... so i'm being nosey.

We've always lived in the country where rifle shots were common because we're surrounded by farm and woods and its no biggy... but i've never heard a gunshot like that, so i'm guessing it was a hand-gun (i've never even touched a handgun, actually, only hunting rifles) and we've just moved to town and like... its a large town/small city but we dont have much violent crime around here, so hearing gunshots at half past eleven at night and watching cop-cars cruising through with their spotlights searching the houses and yards is one of those things nosey ppl like us cant escape. (its so odd to live two blocks from city hall... i heard one shot, got up and walked out to see my mom peeking through the blinds, then heard a few more and like... thirty seconds later there were cop-cars driving slowly around looking to see where the shots came from...

quite amusing.

Tags: lmao, odd
Current Mood: confused

I bought Last Holiday the other day... i LOVE this movie, dude. For one thing, it's hilarious. For another, i LOVE Queen Latifah.

... For another... there is a FINE man in this movie, lol.

This crap is hilarious, dude. Seriously. I love this movie!


... I want to start me a 'Possibilities Book' sort of thing, lol.

Tags: lmao, love!, movie
Current Mood: happy

i'm at the coffee shop, which is MAGICAL after so long without my beloved Gabey (my laptop is NOT named after anyone, i promise... the name just FITS him!)

And i'm listening to The Used and SUFFERING from my nobelness against downloading the leaked new album... i've held out with EVERY leaked album so far... but dude... it doesnt come out till SEPTEMBER and Jasmine tempted me so bad!

... i'mNOT gonna do it, because i feel like its cheating, but still its hard.

Man, i want to travel places one day, but the way things are now, Americans are being targeted by hate no matter where they go! Okay, i'm not saying bad about anybody's nationality and i have friends from plenty of other nations, but this morning i got a call from my best friend. Our friend Cody went to Europe touring with some band as their roady and he and a few others broke off and decided to go just explore europe because they've got money, but dont live rich, and wanted to like... just explore...

He came home because he was waiting for a train from France back to England and some english guys jumped him and two of his friends... and he said they were taunting them for being americans!

... Thats just... SO WRONG! I know my english friends on here will probably be pissed off at those guys for being assholes because it looks bad on those dude's parts!

They got yelled insults at them in France at one of the venues and then got their asses kicked by English men when they split from the band to go travel England!

Cody has a broken arm! THEY BROKE HIS ARM! Its like... so disgusting to think that not only do people have issues with people's races, sexuality, gender, and now its nationalities!

I'm not saying all european people are dicks, because one of my best friends is english and she's wonderfully nice, and yes, i'm sure it happens here with other people as well, because everywhere has assholes and this country has a ton of them.

... But it really hit home for me to hear that not only did they get their asses kicked, but they got treated like shit by waiters and stuff, and then one waiter was snobby and was all' oh, you're americans?' and they said 'no,we're canadian' and he STARTED BEING NICE!!!

I mean... dude... i know we dont have the best reputations but... idk. i guess it shouldn't be a shock to me really, but its more like it hit home.

Its like this past year in highschool when i was the victim of reverse discrimination because i'm white. A black teacher who has sued the school for being 'racists' gets away discriminating against white students. Its sick, because we're all supposed to be equal, and she claims that the schools unfair and then is unfair herself.

She made announcements for scholarship offers for a college and said she would help applicants fill out their applications well, and when i came to apply, she shoved a paper at me and said to go, like... PUSHED ME TO THE DOOR! only to talk to other people and find out that, not only did she sit down and go over it one on one with my two friends, she ALSO turned away my friend Clay, and then later i found out that she's got a lawsuit against the school for race discrimination, yet everybody, even other teachers, told me not to worry about it because she is openly discriminatory against whites, latinos, and our one native american student.

I mean... how fucked up is that?!

wow, i have no idea how that got to a rant, but oh well.

I'm done now. Yeah, The Used... lol.

<3Chelsea

Tags: rant
Current Mood: contemplative

Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1
Author: heartsdesire456
Rating: up to NC-17
Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lol
POV:3rd
Summary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time
Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...
Author Notes:So... this chapter isn't nearly as cute and funny... but it's still pretty good, i think.

( chapter 10 )

Current Mood: energetic