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i think our little 'neighborhood' is haunted by the Hound of the Baskervilles... no liez, i hear other ppls dogs barking, i hear a baying like a hound dog, and when i was at the fridge, i TOTALLLY heard thuds and growling on the backporch.. no liez... THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL, YO!!! *hehehe, i couldn't help myself* Tags: creepy, dog, hound of the baskervilles, this shit just got real!, yo Current Mood: uncomfortable
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Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1Author: heartsdesire456Rating: up to NC-17Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lolPOV:3rdSummary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...Author Notes:sorry for having to repost chapter 13, here's an update to make up for it!( chapter 14 )Current Mood: crazy
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THIS IS A REPOST OF THE LAST CHAPTER I POSTED BECAUSE IT POSTED WIERD!!! Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1Author: heartsdesire456Rating: up to NC-17Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lolPOV:3rdSummary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...Author Notes:Okay, so that last chapter made you crazy... READ AND NJOY!( chapter 13 )Current Mood: annoyed
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Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1Author: heartsdesire456Rating: up to NC-17Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lolPOV:3rdSummary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...Author Notes:This chapter is kinda funny, and a little sad... but on to the next! (writing for me that is)( chapter 11 )Current Mood: amused
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i'm at the coffee shop, which is MAGICAL after so long without my beloved Gabey (my laptop is NOT named after anyone, i promise... the name just FITS him!) And i'm listening to The Used and SUFFERING from my nobelness against downloading the leaked new album... i've held out with EVERY leaked album so far... but dude... it doesnt come out till SEPTEMBER and Jasmine tempted me so bad! ... i'mNOT gonna do it, because i feel like its cheating, but still its hard. Man, i want to travel places one day, but the way things are now, Americans are being targeted by hate no matter where they go! Okay, i'm not saying bad about anybody's nationality and i have friends from plenty of other nations, but this morning i got a call from my best friend. Our friend Cody went to Europe touring with some band as their roady and he and a few others broke off and decided to go just explore europe because they've got money, but dont live rich, and wanted to like... just explore... He came home because he was waiting for a train from France back to England and some english guys jumped him and two of his friends... and he said they were taunting them for being americans! ... Thats just... SO WRONG! I know my english friends on here will probably be pissed off at those guys for being assholes because it looks bad on those dude's parts! They got yelled insults at them in France at one of the venues and then got their asses kicked by English men when they split from the band to go travel England! Cody has a broken arm! THEY BROKE HIS ARM! Its like... so disgusting to think that not only do people have issues with people's races, sexuality, gender, and now its nationalities! I'm not saying all european people are dicks, because one of my best friends is english and she's wonderfully nice, and yes, i'm sure it happens here with other people as well, because everywhere has assholes and this country has a ton of them. ... But it really hit home for me to hear that not only did they get their asses kicked, but they got treated like shit by waiters and stuff, and then one waiter was snobby and was all' oh, you're americans?' and they said 'no,we're canadian' and he STARTED BEING NICE!!! I mean... dude... i know we dont have the best reputations but... idk. i guess it shouldn't be a shock to me really, but its more like it hit home. Its like this past year in highschool when i was the victim of reverse discrimination because i'm white. A black teacher who has sued the school for being 'racists' gets away discriminating against white students. Its sick, because we're all supposed to be equal, and she claims that the schools unfair and then is unfair herself. She made announcements for scholarship offers for a college and said she would help applicants fill out their applications well, and when i came to apply, she shoved a paper at me and said to go, like... PUSHED ME TO THE DOOR! only to talk to other people and find out that, not only did she sit down and go over it one on one with my two friends, she ALSO turned away my friend Clay, and then later i found out that she's got a lawsuit against the school for race discrimination, yet everybody, even other teachers, told me not to worry about it because she is openly discriminatory against whites, latinos, and our one native american student. I mean... how fucked up is that?! wow, i have no idea how that got to a rant, but oh well. I'm done now. Yeah, The Used... lol. <3Chelsea Tags: rant Current Mood: contemplative
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Title:Twenty-Five and Pregnant (Or, The One Where Patrick Hates His Life...Seriously!), 1Author: heartsdesire456Rating: up to NC-17Pairing:Patrick/SURPRISE... except for the fact that i've advertised it already, lolPOV:3rdSummary:MPREG!!!Patrick wasn’t born completely normal. He was a man. He had been born with full male parts on the outside… however, he also had an ovary and uterus. Patrick had always known that some day the ovary and uterus would cause problems, because they were organs that had no use in his body other than influencing his hormones to act up. He knew that he should have them removed, but he figured he could file ‘sexual reassignment surgery’ under his mid-life crisis… not his quarter-life speed bump... if only he knew what was waiting for him ahead of time Disclaimer:Obviously, Patrick is a man and men cant get pregnant... if that ever changes, then someone tell me and i'll update this disclaimer, but until then...Author Notes:So... this chapter isn't nearly as cute and funny... but it's still pretty good, i think.( chapter 10 )Current Mood: energetic
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